Things you never hear people say

1. Damn I miss Enron!
2. You know what sounds like fun? Ebola.
3. Guess what? I just got charged with TAX EVASION. YUS!
4. You know what I love? Computer Viruses.
5. You know whats simple to install? Windows OS.

I'll add more as I think of them.

Also, first post in like a month!